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Sunday, May 24, 2009

Pick up lines for these girls

The reason corny pick up lines don't work is because they say a lot
about the person delivering them. Corny pick up lines will only spoil
your chances.

Guess what? Did you know that there is a pick up line so alluring, and
seductive that when used makes her melt into your arms!


No, Sorry just jerking your chain; but the quest for such a line has
created an entire industry and men search for this magic phrase; like
historians search for the Holy Grail.

The reason for this powerful demand is men really believe they can
compensate their shyness when approaching women if they are armed with
what they believe to be a witty pick up line. Sadly the pick up line
is far from being witty; it's downright corny and corny pick up lines
tell the woman you are inexperienced and shy. As you know "actions
speak louder than words" and a corny pick up line says you have low
self confidence and nothing turns away a woman faster than a man with
no confidence.

Confidence is the key, if you have the right attitude, and your body
language says you are confident; you can use a corny pick up line, or
any other pick up and be successful.

So, now you know what corny pick up lines really say about you, and
why some can get away with it while others can't let's look at 10
really corny pick up lines:

1.) Come here often Talk about lack of originality, this line
basically says "I'm Bob and I'm lucky to put 2 sentences together."

2.) Can I check your clothes tag? Why? Because you must have been made
in heaven!

Can you say loser!

3.) If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together

4.) Are your legs tired? Because You have been running through my mind
all night.

5.) You know what would look really good on you? Me!

You would be lucky if you didn't get smacked.

6.) Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I
met the girl of my dreams.

7.) Is you dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

8.)Is there a Ninja in your pants? Cuz your ass is kickin.

9.) I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

10.) The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.

Some of these corny pick up lines are funny and some are offensive but
the facts remain; when you are picking up a girl the way you carry
yourself says more to her than what actually comes out of your mouth.

1 comment:

  1. No wonder that we're on the brink of extinction
    with such stupid lines.